Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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