Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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