"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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