It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
There's even glitter on my cock...
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