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(770): View more from Georgia

she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho

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(213): View more from California

the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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(541): View more from Oregon

The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.

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(+61): View more from Australia

This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade

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(937): View more from Ohio

Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea

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(716): View more from New York

i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.

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