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• (207): View more from Maine

  I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it

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  We call that spaghetti Os

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?

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  its hotter. Way hotter.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out

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• (631): View more from New York

  I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again

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