I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok