she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Someone came in the potted fern
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.