i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
