Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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