why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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