Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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