craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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