the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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