You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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