It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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