Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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