did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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