Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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