I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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