She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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