Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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