This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
