It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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