Me too!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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