It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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