I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Boobs are out for the taking
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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