u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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