is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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