Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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