Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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