And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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