Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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