Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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