Sry I called you an 8
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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