You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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