do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I got chris browned last night
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
