that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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