Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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