Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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