Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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