Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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