This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
