There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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