He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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