Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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