HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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