I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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