so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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