Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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