did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.