This girl is more easily done than said...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
smell my finger.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.