do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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