school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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