she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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