why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...