i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?