Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man