dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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