And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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