apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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