Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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